
January 8, 2010.
The Wife: “I think this has two lines on it.”
Me: “Are you sure? It looks pretty faint.”
*Both stare intently at the stick*
The Wife & Me: “Two lines!”

February 11, 2010.
The wife swears off Saltines for the rest of her life.

February 24, 2010
Homework.

March 1, 2010.
Me: “Woah. Did it just move?”
Nurse: “Yep.”
Me: “Wow.” (smiles) (pause) ”Cool.”

