Ithaca Mafia.: Archive

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Jul 31st

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Oh, How This Makes Me Miss "Fire Joe Morgan".

Astros: "We want Montero for Berkman." 
Yankees: "How about we give you nothing and you give us four million dollars and Berkman." 
Astros: "Even better!"
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Yankees: "I will trade you negative four million dollars for Lance Berkman." 
Astros: "Deal!"
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Yankees: "We want Berkman." 
Astros: "Okay." 
Yankees: "But you pay him." 
Astros: "Okay." 
Yankees: "In return, we'll give you a pile of cat vomit." 
Astros: "Okay." 
Yankees: "Now gimme your car." 
Astros: "Okay."
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 ** Courtesy of @KenTremendous (twitter.com/KenTremendous)

Jul 31st

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Jul 29th

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“I never saw the east coast ‘til I moved to the west…”

– Tom Waits

Jul 28th

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Jul 22nd

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Yet another example of why Bill Murray is one of the greatest people in the universe. (Also, see if you can spot The Wife — and my unborn child! — in this one.)

Jul 22nd

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The Arcade Fire are coming to MSG, and judging from this trailer, they’re going to be streaming one of their concerts (directed by a well-known yet unnamed individual), live over YouTube. I do believe I will have to check it out. UPDATE: Looks like Terry Gilliam will be directing!

Jul 20th

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“‘Kung Fu Hustle’ is the supreme achievement of the modern age in...”

– Bill Murray (GQ Interview)

Jul 19th

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Jul 18th

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Jul 17th

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In less depressing video news, my pal Larry put up a teaser for his short film. You can donate to it here.

Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning. →

Everyone needs to read this article — it does a great job of explaining what to look for when someone is drowning.( If you think it looks anything like the movies, you’re wrong.)

Jul 15th

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Jul 14th

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“Steinbrenner is a boor and a buccaneer, overflowing with the animal spirits that...”

– George Will on George Steinbrenner, 1990 (via newsweek)

Jul 13th

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Jul 13th

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Jul 13th

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Jul 12th

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Jul 11th

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Jul 10th

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Gone Viral.

Sometimes, even I, a daily web user, miss out on hilarious internet phenomena. It would seem “GIANT DOUBLE RAINBOW” guy (now with over two million hits) is one of those things. Here is a collection of other enjoyable tidbits, in case you missed out on them, too. Missy The Lost Cat (from Jeff) Peter Gabriel Sings Tom Waits Big Bang Big Boom, incredible wall painted animation ...

Jul 9th

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Ice Hockey by Larry Cohen. →

If you dig New Jersey, and you dig hockey — especially Devils’ hockey (which, I happen to know, a few of you out there do) — then check out this project a pal of mine is putting together. If you’ve got five bucks to spare, he could use it.

Jul 8th

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