Ithaca Mafia.

My Wife Has An Awesome Job, Part MMXVII.

The Wife:
Today I called a coworker and asked, "Do you want to get hit in the nuts today?" Later, I had to ask the same co-worker if he was wearing a cup.
Me:
Hahahaha
The Wife:
These are "normal" conversations around here.
Me:
Hahahahahahaha
The Wife:
Then, I had to tell Brian Williams that he *was* wearing a cup. I may have blushed when Brian Williams explained that -- as a guy -- he just wanted to be sure.
Me:
Haaaahahaaaaaahahaaahahahahahahahahahaha