• The Wife: Yankees are here.
  • Me: Ugh.
  • The Wife: Lyla Garrity is here too, though.
  • Me: Ah, right, they're a couple. Well, that's pretty cool.
  • The Wife: Only good thing about today so far.
  • (thirty minutes later...)
  • The Wife: Some PR guy for the Yankees gave out gift cards for Modells.
  • Me: Really?
  • The Wife: I said "thank you", he said "yeah, go get some Yankees stuff."
  • Me: Ha!
  • The Wife: I smiled. Fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.