Ithaca Mafia.

And you thought Haps looks big when he stands next to us (or diminutive actresses on Army Wives)…  

Here, we have our first look at Haps and his nephew, who is awesomely referred to as RAM (after his initials, natch).  As every good Uncle does, Haps has already instilled him with a strong love for The Man In Black.  He has also provided him with some custom, colorful, self-affirming duds to sport.

Nice job, Uncle Haps.