Ithaca Mafia.

The Wolfman (via prestongannaway)

Wow.  The Wolfman from Clark’s Trading Post is retiring.  They’re holding auditions.  The pay isn’t great, but heck — driving around in an old jalopey and chasing kids on trains sounds like a freaking blast.

I still remember going to Clark’s as a kid and being frightened/in awe of the Wolfman.  I also remember yelling at the top of my lungs: “Scram, you old goat!”

Maybe it’s time to relocate.  I wonder if they have a 401(k).