Red Sox promotional email, 2012
via @fengypants/twitter
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I don’t know what Tito is starting, he poured water on himself to pretend he was working out, like he was sweating. I might kick his ass before we get started.
Jokes are cool when I’m 20 and I’m losing my hair, but I’m a grown-ass man now. I think it looks solid.
My wife likes it.”
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