Posts tagged Trade Deadline Meltdowns
Oh, How This Makes Me Miss "Fire Joe Morgan".
- Astros:
"We want Montero for Berkman."
- Yankees:
"How about we give you nothing and you give us four million dollars and Berkman."
- Astros:
"Even better!"
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- Yankees:
"I will trade you negative four million dollars for Lance Berkman."
- Astros:
"Deal!"
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- Yankees:
"We want Berkman."
- Astros:
"Okay."
- Yankees:
"But you pay him."
- Astros:
"Okay."
- Yankees:
"In return, we'll give you a pile of cat vomit."
- Astros:
"Okay."
- Yankees:
"Now gimme your car."
- Astros:
"Okay."
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** Courtesy of @KenTremendous (twitter.com/KenTremendous)
