Funnier than the last one. And, a decent metaphor for how this season has felt for Sox fans (aside from the $20k).
Posts tagged beisbol
Uncle KC's (Me) Day = Made.
Today's conversation takes place inside the "meat store" (aka the butcher).
- My Niece:
"Who is that?" (pointing to a Red Sox poster)
- Her Father:
"That's a baseball player for the Red Sox."
- My Niece:
"Uncle KC plays for the Red Sox."
- Her Father:
(with obvious surprise) "He does?"
- My Niece:
"Yeah...and baby Lucy watches him play. I want to play for the Red Sox too and she can watch me play."
- Ellsbury CF
- Pedroia 2B
- Crawford LF
- Youkilis 3B
- Gonzalez 1B
- Ortiz DH
- Cameron RF
- Saltalamacchia C
- Scutaro SS
“You can’t sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You’ve got to throw the ball over the damn plate and give the other man his chance. That’s why baseball is the greatest game of them all.”
“Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.”



